it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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