I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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