I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
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planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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