love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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