I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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