Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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