If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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