There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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