I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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