I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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