her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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