that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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