so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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