you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
