why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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