i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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