call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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