her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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