what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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