Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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