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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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