Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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