Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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