yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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