can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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