Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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