Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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