So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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