You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You made out with two different species that night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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