The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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