hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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