Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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