Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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