I need help removing her.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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