I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I've blown a few things in my day
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
