Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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