did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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