new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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