names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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