So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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