I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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