I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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