and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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