How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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