U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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