But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
you never un-have a 4some
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
So. Much. Porn.
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