? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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