How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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