This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize
