I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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