I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize
