Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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