Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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