med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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